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Sean Barker

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  1. Sorry I'm late Vince but hope you had a lovey day
  2. Happy belated birthday Andy Hope you had a great day
  3. Belated birthday wishes John. It'd be great to see you out with us again soon
  4. Happy belated birthday Kay, hope you had a great day
  5. Up to and including 27th August 2017 36 - Chris Kent 36 – John Shelley 32 - Moira Blackburn 30 - Tim Brueton 27 – Leigh Fidget 24 - Sean Barker 24 - Dave Sexton 21 - Bev Abbots 21 – Chris Pardoe 21 - Ivor Myttion 21 – Mick Hazlewood 20 - Barry Lucas 19 – Chris Thompson 16 - Kevin Young 15 - Pete Cooper 15 - Kevin Rogers 15 – Tony Shardlow 14 – Kevin Sargent 11 – Dave Mitchell 10 - Chris Philpott 9 – Alan Philpott 8 – Ruth Sexton 5 – Mandy Mitchell 4 – Richard Keytes 3 – Brian Brookes 3 – Mick McClure 2 – Dave Cunningham 2 – Owen Hazlewood 2 - Richard Kent 2 - Alan Townsend 2 – Colin Bradley 2 – Dave Jones 2 – Tess 2 – Debbie Stock 1 – Sandra Brookes 1 – Pete Carbutt 1 – Phil Carbutt 1 – Tim Crumpton 1 – Lee De Grey 1 – John Edwards 1 – Ken Haddon 1 – Pat Haddon 1 - Edwina Hazlewood 1 - Andy (Trigger) Hill 1 - Pete Callow
  6. Sean Barker

    Lousy jokes

    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
  7. Up to and including 20th August 2017 35 - Chris Kent 35 – John Shelley 31 - Moira Blackburn 29 - Tim Brueton 27 – Leigh Fidget 23 - Sean Barker 23 - Dave Sexton 21 - Bev Abbots 20 – Chris Pardoe 20 – Mick Hazlewood 20 - Barry Lucas 20 - Ivor Myttion 19 – Chris Thompson 16 - Kevin Young 15 - Kevin Rogers 14 – Kevin Sargent 14 - Pete Cooper 14 – Tony Shardlow 11 – Dave Mitchell 10 - Chris Philpott 9 – Alan Philpott 8 – Ruth Sexton 5 – Mandy Mitchell 4 – Richard Keytes 3 – Brian Brookes 3 – Mick McClure 2 – Dave Cunningham 2 – Owen Hazlewood 2 - Richard Kent 2 - Alan Townsend 2 – Colin Bradley 2 – Dave Jones 2 – Tess 2 – Debbie Stock 1 – Sandra Brookes 1 – Pete Carbutt 1 – Phil Carbutt 1 – Tim Crumpton 1 – Lee De Grey 1 – John Edwards 1 – Ken Haddon 1 – Pat Haddon 1 - Edwina Hazlewood 1 - Andy (Trigger) Hill 1 - Pete Callow
  8. Up to and including 13th August 2017 34 - Chris Kent 34 – John Shelley 30 - Moira Blackburn 28 - Tim Brueton 26 – Leigh Fidget 23 - Dave Sexton 22 - Sean Barker 21 - Bev Abbots 20 – Chris Pardoe 19 – Mick Hazlewood 19 - Barry Lucas 19 - Ivor Myttion 18 – Chris Thompson 16 - Kevin Young 15 - Kevin Rogers 14 – Kevin Sargent 14 - Pete Cooper 13 – Tony Shardlow 11 – Dave Mitchell 9 - Chris Philpott 9 – Alan Philpott 7 – Ruth Sexton 5 – Mandy Mitchell 3 – Brian Brookes 3 – Richard Keytes 3 – Mick McClure 2 – Dave Cunningham 2 – Owen Hazlewood 2 - Richard Kent 2 - Alan Townsend 2 – Colin Bradley 2 – Dave Jones 2 – Tess 2 – Debbie Stock 1 – Sandra Brookes 1 – Pete Carbutt 1 – Phil Carbutt 1 – Tim Crumpton 1 – Lee De Grey 1 – John Edwards 1 – Ken Haddon 1 – Pat Haddon 1 - Edwina Hazlewood 1 - Andy (Trigger) Hill 1 - Pete Callow
  9. Happy Birthday Pat Hope you have a lovely day
  10. Sean Barker

    Lousy jokes

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis I said to the gym instructor ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said ‘How flexible are you?’ I said ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’
  11. There certainly was a lot of tut-tutting and disapproving looks at my tyre but I for one thought it looked great. That sexy see-through look and that erotic off the rim cut did it for me. Although on a more serious note a big thanks to everyone for taking care of me in my hour of need, particularly Ivor who because of my tennis elbow took complete charge of the on road reparations and saw me along with the rest of the crew to Droitwich where Dave sorted me out with a safe tyre to make my way home. I got home just before 5:00 with just shy of 80 miles on the clock. We certainly made our presence felt at the café as we turned up in numbers. The following fifteen of us enjoyed the café stop. Dave Jones Chris Kent Pete Cooper Pete Callow Sean Barker Dave Mitchel Ivor Myttion Barry Lucas Chris Philpot Alan Philpot Mandy Mitchel Debbie Stock Tony Shardlow Leigh Fracture Ruth Sexton
  12. Happy birthday Mike Hope you have a great day
  13. Sean Barker

    Raphaels

    You know me too well mora
  14. Happy Birthday Pete, sorry I'm a little late Hope you had a lovely day
  15. Happy belated birthday Tony Hope you had a great day
  16. Sorry I'm late Barry. I'd say I hope you are somewhere nice enjoying yourself but you always are
  17. A little late but Happy Birthday to you both ope you had a great day
  18. Sorry I'm late Dave. Hope you had a lovely day
  19. Up to and including 6th August 2017 33 - Chris Kent 33 – John Shelley 29 - Moira Blackburn 27 - Tim Brueton 25 – Leigh Fidget 22 - Dave Sexton 21 - Sean Barker 21 - Bev Abbots 20 – Chris Pardoe 18 – Mick Hazlewood 18 - Barry Lucas 18 - Ivor Myttion 18 – Chris Thompson 16 - Kevin Young 15 - Kevin Rogers 14 – Kevin Sargent 13 - Pete Cooper 12 – Tony Shardlow 10 – Dave Mitchell 8 - Chris Philpott 8 – Alan Philpott 6 – Ruth Sexton 4 – Mandy Mitchell 3 – Brian Brookes 3 – Richard Keytes 3 – Mick McClure 2 – Dave Cunningham 2 – Owen Hazlewood 2 - Richard Kent 2 - Alan Townsend 2 – Colin Bradley 2 – Tess 1 - Debbie 1 – Sandra Brookes 1 – Pete Carbutt 1 – Phil Carbutt 1 – Tim Crumpton 1 – Lee De Grey 1 – John Edwards 1 – Ken Haddon 1 – Pat Haddon 1 - Edwina Hazlewood 1 - Andy (Trigger) Hill 1 – Dave Jones 1 – Oliver Meade 1 - Duncan Myttion 1 – Chris Poole 1 - Sam Poole 1 – Andy Seabourne 1 – Eddie Smith 1 – Hannah Smith 1 – Gary Woodward 1 – Clair
  20. Up to and including 30th July 2017 32 - Chris Kent 32 – John Shelley 28 - Moira Blackburn 26 - Tim Brueton 24 – Leigh Fidget 21 - Sean Barker 21 - Dave Sexton 21 - Bev Abbots 19 – Chris Pardoe 17 – Mick Hazlewood 17 - Barry Lucas 17 - Ivor Myttion 17 – Chris Thompson 16 - Kevin Young 15 - Kevin Rogers 14 – Kevin Sargent 12 - Pete Cooper 12 – Tony Shardlow 10 – Dave Mitchell 8 - Chris Philpott 7 – Alan Philpott 6 – Ruth Sexton 4 – Mandy Mitchell 3 – Brian Brookes 3 – Richard Keytes 3 – Mick McClure 2 – Dave Cunningham 2 – Owen Hazlewood 2 - Richard Kent 2 - Alan Townsend 2 – Colin Bradley 2 – Tess 1 - Debbie 1 – Sandra Brookes 1 – Pete Carbutt 1 – Phil Carbutt 1 – Tim Crumpton 1 – Lee De Grey 1 – John Edwards 1 – Ken Haddon 1 – Pat Haddon 1 - Edwina Hazlewood 1 - Andy (Trigger) Hill 1 – Dave Jones 1 – Oliver Meade 1 - Duncan Myttion 1 – Andy Seabourne 1 – Eddie Smith 1 – Hannah Smith 1 – Gary Woodward 1 – Clair
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