Sarashell Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 I didn't go out today because, They said it was going to rain, So here I am sitting in my house, What a blooming pain, I'm sure if I had gone out, It would have been really bad, So now I'm sitting in my house, Feeling really sad, Next time I'm going anyway, No matter what they say, Because if you don't, I really think, It's a waste of a flipping day. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 I always thought you were a bit ODE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarashell Posted August 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Wait for the next one. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovi Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Like it John, missed your vocation. or did you catch it off Ann. How's this for a starter..... "There was an old cyclist from Chelt'nam"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarashell Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Right them Ivor, I've been sacking my brain, what do you think of this? There was an old cyclist from Chelt'nam, Who had to stop to shelter from, The rain that came down, He thought he would drown, Cuz he hadn't got his cape and sou-wester on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyS Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Sorry but couldn't resist - must be worth 50 bonus clubrun points! There was an old cyclist from Chelt'nham Who was riding along feeling quite numb He logged on to all sports And bought some new bib shorts Then got a big 'THANK YOU' from his bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovi Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 Thanks folks I knew you would rise to the challenge Here is your starter for 10 "There was an old rider from Dover"...,....... C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherpa Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 There was an old rider from Dover Who had a tiff with a Land Rover He said to the bloke 'yer having a joke I'm damned if I'm moving over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyS Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 There was an old rider from Dover Who regularly got a boat over One time he went in the Chunnel And said "oh dear, where's the funnel?" But he then rode his bike to the Louvre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovi Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 There was an old rider from Dover Who thought he'd best go over So over he went, in a turquoise tent (Cus his tandem was bent ) But the French found him older And so back to Dover Our poor old rider was sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 There was an old rider from Cheltenham Who at the tea break has beans and ham The beans made him faster But the ham was a disaster He should have been like the Pro's and stuck to pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovi Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 There was a young rider from Wales Whose head was so full of tales.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyS Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 23 hours ago, rovi said: There was a young rider from Wales Whose head was so full of tales.......... He fitted a slot Downloaded the lot Against that, the internet pales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovi Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Off the wall that one Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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